Expertly dodging the deluge of questions about legalizing marijuana, the President took to Reddit yesterday for an Ask Me Anything. He did a pretty good job of it. His answers were pretty standard for the most part, but nobody really should’ve expected much more. It was a half hour on Reddit, not a tell all interview. Still, it was pretty cool.
That said, Obama did not answer any of the hard-hitting questions I wanted him to. America needs to know the answers to these questions, damn it.
I honestly want to know the answer to this. Do Sasha and Malia learn responsibility from watching their father be the leader of the free world, or by taking care of a dog? Also, do you think that Bo shit in the White House when he was a puppy? Has Bo ever been in the War Room? Do they have to crate Bo on Air Force One? I really want to know about this.
Nice variation on a common question. Hitler is the easy answer, because Barack would probably (hopefully) beat the crap out of him, but maybe he would choose someone that he could have a respectable bout with. Roosevelt would probably be down for a friendly spar. Teddy, not Franklin because, …eesh. That would not be good PR.
Originally published Thursday, August 30, 2012